CALL ME ISHMAEL!!!
Or Reed...
Well I'm here, you're here, and we're probably both at least a lil queer<3
I post fandom-y things and porn
I am also currently 17

samspurpletoothbrush:

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS

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(via cogfondler)

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gostle:

I deserve dick in my life

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comolog:

いろいろ省略してすみませ~ん

comolog:

いろいろ省略してすみませ~ん

(via cloacasexual)

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Allistics:use ur words!!!1!
Autistic person:that thing that you are doing/sound that you are making/etc is causing me a lot of pain right now please can you stop
Allistics:what??? No u just need to suck it up this doesn't bother normal people stop whining so much
Autistic person:*attempts to suck it up*
Allistics:omg what is wrong with you I can tell you're extremely uncomfortable but instead of considering that you could be in pain I'm going to assume that you're just angry and aggressive, if it makes u so *angry* just leave the room gosh
Autistic person:*attempts to leave*
Allistics:what are you storming off for, what is your problem??? Why can't you just be pleasant and polite about leaving even though you're in a lot of pain and very overwhelmed and adhering to our arbitrary standard of what it means to be "pleasant" takes a lot of energy for you as it is
Allistics:autistic ppl have no empathy lol
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babby no

odaliae:

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roxytherogue:

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why’dya wana be anything like me :(

WHY WOULD YOU?

L

(Source: hi-dave-whats-so-funny, via loserstrider)

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c4cti:

dave lalonde!! i’d like to think he’d be a nefarious motherfucker if he weren’t trying so hard to be cool

c4cti:

dave lalonde!! i’d like to think he’d be a nefarious motherfucker if he weren’t trying so hard to be cool

(via digital-scum)

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queenteags:

but what if the gigapause is 413 days long? that puts the end of the gigapause at december 3rd, 2014

dave’s birthday

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dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

(Source: drinkingsomewine, via piglii)

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hkyit:

モルヒネ葉さんのえっちー^^

hkyit:

モルヒネ葉さんのえっちー^^

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